The Terrible Trio
- Related Event: Dream Big Under the Big Top/January 2019
- Release Date: January 15, 2019
- Featured Characters: Aeleen, Berserker, Karl
Dialogue
Aeleen: That must be the village in question.
Karl: Those bandit chumps better be ready, because they're about to taste JUSTICE!
Berserker: We look to be heavily outnumbered, but that just gets my blood pumping all the more!
Aeleen: Hold on a minute, guys. There are three of us and a hundred of them. We shouldn't just rush headlong into bat—
Berserker: MY WEAPON CRAVES BLOOD!
Karl: JUSTIIIIICE!
Aeleen: STOP IT, BOTH OF YOU!
Karl & Berserker: Guh?
Aeleen: Stop being idiots about this and listen! If we just run in there half-baked, we're going to be slaughtered.
Karl: But justice is a dish best served piping hot!
Aeleen: Haste makes waste for everything— justice included.
Berserker: Then what do you propose we do?
Aeleen: If we take out their leader, the rest of the bandits will scatter. So here's my plan...
Aeleen: ...Psst! Okay, so far, so good. We just need to reach their leader without being seen.
Karl: What line will have the most impact? "It's time to pay the fiddler"? Or maybe just, "It's justice time!"
Aeleen: This isn't the time to be thinking of catchphrases, Karl!
Berserker: I smell the scent of war in the air. Bring it to me! Bring it forth!
Aeleen: Berserker! Please restrain yourself until we actually NEED to fight!
Karl: "Hear the howl of justice"? Wait, no. "Justice tolls for thee!"
Berserker: Must stay calm. Must stay calm. Must—AAARGH! UNLEASH MY FURY!
Aeleen: WOULD YOU TWO PLEASE SHUT UP?!
Bandit: Oy, who the hell're you lot?!
Aeleen: We're...um...just simple villagers! Er, tee hee hee?
Bandit: What kinda simple villager walks 'round armed to the teeth like that?!
Aeleen: Uh oh. Time to fall back and—
Karl: TASTE THE RICH, CREAMY FLAVOR OF JUSTICE, SCUM!
Berserker: LEAVE SOME FOR MEEE!
Aeleen: Aaaand there they go. Ugh. Now I'll have to join them...
Karl: JUSTICE! JUSTICE! JUSTIIIIIICE!
Berserker: More foes! More! MORE, I SAY!
Aeleen: I hope this works out.
Karl: How dare you bind me so, cretins!
Berserker: How could I get so excited to fight that I missed such an obvious trap?!
Aeleen: ...It didn't work out.
Chief Bandit: Bwaaa ha ha! Where's your justice now, fools?! Just one little lass left. This ain't even close to a fair fight, but we better make the most of it.
Aeleen: I can't possibly handle this many alone, but I have to save Karl and Berserker!
Berserker: Go, Aeleen! Save yourself! I regret nothing!
Aeleen: I won't leave you!
Karl: You have to!
Bandits: Ya ain't gettin' away from us, girlie. Get 'er, boys! Bwaaa ha ha ha!
Aeleen: Eeek!
Bandits: Aaaargh!
Chief Bandit: Wh-what just happened?!
Aeleen: Die... Diediediediedie DIEEEEE!
Chief Bandit: I though this lass was gonna be a total pushover, but she's killin' us!
Karl: Looks like her aggressive other personality has woken up.
Berserker: She's a whirlwind of destruction... A shame it comes at the cost of her own self-composure.
Chief Bandit: Gya! She took out all'a my men! M-mercy! Mercyyyy!
Aeleen: I SPARE NO ONE!
Chief Bandit: Eeeeek! She's yer friend, ain't she? I'll letcha go if ya calm her down!
Berserker: She cannot even distinguish between friend and foe in such a state, I fear. Looks like we no choice, Karl.
Karl: You're right—for bearing the madness of one's friends is also part of JUSTICE!
Chief Bandit: Yer mad! All of ya!
Aeleen: DIEEEEEE!
Chief Bandit: Eeeeeeeek!
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