A disagreement between three budding brides over whose wedding ceremony would be the best leads to them racing around the castle in preparation for their big days.
First, they must find people who are willing to help them arrange their ceremonies...
Wedding Aoi: Pleeeease, Cleo! You gotta cater my wedding! I promise I'll do whatever you want in return!
Cleo: I have no problem helping you, Aoi. However, I think there is someone here who is much better suited to the rigors of preparing Hinomotoan cuisine.
Wedding Aoi: Huh? There is?
Wedding Aoi: ...Oh, Sazanka! I forgot all about her, but you're right―she'd be PERFECT!
Sazanka: If I might raise a more pressing matter, Cleo: Are you certain it is wise to leave THOSE two unaccompanied?
Wedding Aoi: ...Those two?
Wedding Aoi: Augh! Explosion! We're under attack!
Melody: Oh no! The bread exploded!
Lucretia: Um, maybe we used too much yeast? Or heat? Or, um...flour?
Cleo: I knew I shouldn't have left them unsupervised...
Sazanka: *sigh* Let us see this mess cleaned.
Melody: WE'RE SO SOOOORRY!
Wedding Aoi: (There are all kinds of people in this castle, so the outcome of the battle will depend heavily on who I choose for aid.)
Meanwhile, in Elisanne's corner...
Wedding Elisanne: Please be the officiant at my wedding, Hildegarde! Pleeeease!
Hildegarde: I have no time for such games. Find someone else.
Wedding Elisanne: Blast! Whoever will I ask now...? Ah, of course! That's PERFECT!
Ricardt: Wh-what? Oh, good heavens, no! Just the thought of reading vows in front of an audience makes me want to faint!
Ricardt: There are plenty of other religiously affiliated folks in this castle, so why not ask them? ...Speaking of, look there!
Wedding Elisanne: Is that Curran and...Xania?
Wedding Xania: Hello, Elisanne. How are you faring?
Wedding Elisanne: Not well, if I am being honest. What about you?
Wedding Xania: Splendidly! In fact, I just found myself the perfect priest!
Curran: Hey, us inquisitors know how to mumble vows in front of folks too, you know? Wanna hear a sample? Here goes...
Curran: "And by the power vesting in me, I now pronoun you his band and woof. You may miss the braid!"
Wedding Xania: (...Ouch.)
Wedding Elisanne: Er, perhaps you should ask someone else? What about Estelle? Or Ryozen?
Ricardt: Oh, but I forgot all about Ryozen! He would be a much better selection for this particular job than me.
Wedding Xania: Yes, but I'm not sure he looks like he...um...BELONGS at a wedding.
Wedding Elisanne: I think he is a fine man.
Wedding Xania: A fine man who is usually half-NAKED.
Wedding Elisanne: ...Ah. Yes. I see.
Several days later...
Wedding Xania: I'm glad we were all able to gather a good number of helpers in the end.
Wedding Elisanne: Now all that remains is finding a partner―and I know just the person to ask!
Wedding Aoi: I'm gonna ask my master to do it!
Philia: Ha ha ha! I knew you would come.
Wedding Xania: Philia!
Philia: That's right, it's me! The fated partner of RMK!
Philia: The three of you all want him to play the part of the groom in your little wedding farce, riiiight?
Philia: Well, forget it! I'm not going to stand by and let my beloved walk down the aisle with another woman, even if the ceremony IS totally fake and stupid!
Philia: If you want to ask him, you'll have to go through ME! Bwaaaa ha ha ha ha!
Wedding Xania: ...Is she TRYING to sound evil?
Wedding Aoi: We accept your challenge. Let the battle begin!
Who will win this bridal brouhaha? Find out in the next chapter!